Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.

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Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10 and skip 9?

Because Windows 8 9.

Why does granny have black eyes?

She was skipping without her bra

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When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.

What did the Bantha say when he ate the Wookie?

Chewie (You have to be a Star Wars fan)

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How are you doing in arithmetic ?

I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.

Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.

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Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

What does weed and your girlfriend have in common?

They both leave me sticky fingers. 7

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Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

Why didn't Microsoft release Windows 9?

Because Windows 7 ate 9.

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Why did Microsoft name their new operating system Windows 10?

Because Windows 7 8 9!

Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.