Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.

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Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9 and going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9!

Why does BuzzFeed skip every other number when counting?

They literally can't even.

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Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.

What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?

The cat ate her.

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Why was number 6 scared of number 7?

Because 7 8 9!

How do you call a play on numbers?

A pin.

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Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why is the new version called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

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What's Justin Timberlake's favourite Microsoft Word alignment?

Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

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Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why did Microsoft name their new operating system Windows 10?

Because Windows 7 8 9!