Epilepsy Jokes

What do you call a midget with epilepsy that makes pizza?

Little Seizures...

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What do you call a baby pizza with epilepsy?

Little Seizures.

What do you call a cow with epilepsy?

Beef jerky!

What do you call a roman emperor with epilepsy?

Julius Seizure

What's the difference between a corn shucker with epilepsy and a whore with diarrhea?

The corn shucker shucks between fits...

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How do you call a party with people who have epilepsy?

Foam fest

What Roman dictator suffered from Epilepsy?

Julius Seizure.

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How do hispanics cut a pizza?

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Where do epileptic midgets go for pizza?

Little Caeser's

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What did the police officer say to the midget complaining that someone picked his pocket?

I can't believe someone would stoop so low.

Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow?

The steaks are just too high.

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What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.

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