Epilepsy Jokes

What do you call a midget with epilepsy that makes pizza?

Little Seizures...

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What do you call a baby pizza with epilepsy?

Little Seizures.

What do you call a cow with epilepsy?

Beef jerky!

What do you call a roman emperor with epilepsy?

Julius Seizure

What's the difference between a corn shucker with epilepsy and a whore with diarrhea?

The corn shucker shucks between fits...

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How do you call a party with people who have epilepsy?

Foam fest

What Roman dictator suffered from Epilepsy?

Julius Seizure.

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A Julius Seizure.

What Roman dictator suffered from Epilepsy?

Julius Seizure.

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How do u tell the population of a small native village?

throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

What do you call a person who uses multiple accounts to upvote their own memes?

Unidank

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What is the motto for the Epilepsy Research Society?

Sieze the day

What's the motto for Child Protective Services?

You shake em' we take em!"

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What to you call epileptic lettuce?

Seizure salad.

What is an epileptics favourite food?

Seizure Salad

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

Roman Jokes More Roman Jokes

When in Rome do as the Romans you know?

Slaughters entire office and imposes grain taxes on peasantry

Why were all Roman buildings made of stone?

They crucified the carpenter.

Foam Jokes More Foam Jokes

How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?

He foamed at the mouth.

How do you call a party with people who have epilepsy?

Foam fest

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate pizza before it was cool.

How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep?

Tip him for the pizza.