What room does a ghost not need?

A living room

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How many cops do you need to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.

What did the inn keeper say to the Big Dipper when he asked if he could rent a room?

sorry this is only a four star hotel.

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What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this."

Why don't women need a watch?

There's a clock on the stove.

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What do you call a ghost at midnight?

A sheet in the dark!

What ghost is handy in the kitchen?

A recipe spook.

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How did Helen Keller get punished?

Her mom rearranged the living room

How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.