How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.

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Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

Why did the baby squirrel wear a diaper?

To hide his nuts!!

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Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

What do bostonians call dogs that protect heaven's gates?

God dogs

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How do ghost listen to music?

With a bootooth

What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on?

A Dead End.

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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room

What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.