How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.

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Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

A: Because he was always spotted.

How do you catch a rabbit?

You hide in a field and make carrot noises.

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What do police and my laundry detergent not have in common?

One protects all colors.

What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally , cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

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What does a ghost pick out of his nose?

Boo-gers

What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license

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What do you call a woman in the living room?

A tourist.

Why did the zombie move into a studio apartment?

Because he didn't need a living room anymore!