What did the tailor say after a job well done?

There is nothing left too loose.

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Who's there A gorgon. A gorgon who?

420 gaze it. Geddit. Because then you'd be stoned Okay, sorry I'll leave.

What's the worse thing to do to a blind person?

Leave a plunger in the toilet

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Why did I quit my job in Mexico?

It didn't peso well.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a black man?

Someone who steals your job then doesn't show up.

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Why did the Space Marine shoot the Tailor?

The heretic kept crossing the warp

Why did the lawyer go to the tailor?

He wanted a law-suit