What's a baker's biggest fear?

Something going a-rye while they're raisin' bread.

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What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!"

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How do you call a Pokmon GO player in a rye field?

The Catcher in the Rye.

What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.