What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

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How did Helen Keller lose her arm?

Trying to read the road signs!!!

Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

What do you call a mentally ill person without arms and legs?

Call him whatever you want, its not like he's gonna get up and do anything about it.

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What are you taking for it?

Man replies "Pollen"

How many cops does it take to push a man down the stairs?

None, he fell.

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What was Schrodinger's favorite childhood book?

The Cat in the Box by Dr. Seuss

Why can't you ever trust a cat?

Because they are always lion

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Why are dragons so tired?

Because they fight knights!

Who would win in a fight...your mom or your dad?

From the looks of it, your dad won

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What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

What do you call a french man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude