What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Which wizard can help you tone up your arms and upper body?

Dumbbelldor.

What do you call someone with no arms or legs?

Jeffrey. Knock knock, Who's there? NOT JEFFREY

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why do Japanese Sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So you can tell them apart from feminists.

What has four legs and can fly?

Two Birds!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you mean you're not going to spank me?

I mouthed off and everything. What kind of man are you

Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What cat purrs more than any other ?

Purrsians !

How many cats does it take for a woman to qualify as a "crazy cat lady?

None. Just a couple of youtube cat videos.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Who would win a fight between a taco and a hotdog?

so I punched him in the head.

Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

Claude Jokes More Claude Jokes

What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight?

A: Claude

Who's there ! Claude ! Claude who ?

Claudework Orange !