What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why did Timmy fall off the swing?

Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russel

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why do sumo wrestles shave their legs?

So that you can tell them apart from feminists

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no will to live?

Willis.

What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What's a cats favorite Mexican dish?

A purr-rito

What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite animal?

Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What did Ronda Rousey's face look like after her fight with Holly Holm?

It was all broused up!

Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?

They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.

Claude Jokes More Claude Jokes

What do you call a french man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

What do you call a Frenchman that's been attacked by a bear?

Claude