Why are Slavs always squatting?

what else is there to do while you're waiting in line?

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Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

Why are Slavs always squatting?

what else is there to do while you're waiting in line?

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Whenever I get to a restaurant and they say there is a wait I say "do you know who I am?

because while I wait I like to be introspective

What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue

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What do you call the line at a Vietnamese restaurant?

Pho queue!

What's black and white stinks and hangs from a line?

A drip dry skunk.

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Whats the difference between skinny and squat?

I never took a skinny on a girl's chest.

How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex scratch it's junk?

It squats down on a Triceratops.