In each scenario, there's a dumb guy who didn't take it out in time.
Coal'd.
Burned them on a cars tailpipe when he tried blowing it up.
A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia
None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you.
Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.
Some idiot pulled it out to late
Failure to pull out in time
Someone that didn't take it out in time.
Spot.