What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes?

Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.

What did the stormtrooper say when he was frying Luke's aunt and uncle?

I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning Beru.

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What time does Sean Connery attend the Wimbeldon?

tenish.

What birds spend all their time on their knees ?

Birds of prey !

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What do you do when your mother-in-law is swaying towards you?

You pull the trigger again.

What do women and hand grenades have in common?

When you pull the ring off, your house goes away

Burn Pizza Jokes More Burn Pizza Jokes

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.

Frozen Beer Jokes More Frozen Beer Jokes

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.

Pregnant Girl Jokes More Pregnant Girl Jokes

What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant girl?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.