What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes?

Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.

What did God say when he made the first black person?

Damn, I burnt one...

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did the mommy broom say to the baby broom?

Time to go to sweep.

Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why don't big trains have little trains?

They pull out on time.

What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug?

A: It loses its cool.

Failure Jokes More Failure Jokes

What do you call a dead asian?

A failure

Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

Burn Pizza Jokes More Burn Pizza Jokes

What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

Frozen Beer Jokes More Frozen Beer Jokes

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

What do frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant woman have in common?

An idiot who forgot to take it out earlier.

Pregnant Girl Jokes More Pregnant Girl Jokes

What's a burnt pizza, frozen beer, & a pregnant girl have in common?

In each scenario, there's a dumb guy who didn't take it out in time.

What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant girl?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.