What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

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A firecracker

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you don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke

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I'll be Bach.

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Why did the mathematician get pulled over?

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What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

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A defetus

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What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

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What do burnt pizza, frozen beer and a pregnant chick have in common?

Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.

What do frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant woman have in common?

An idiot who forgot to take it out earlier.

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What's a burnt pizza, frozen beer, & a pregnant girl have in common?

In each scenario, there's a dumb guy who didn't take it out in time.

What does a burnt pizza and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone that didn't take it out in time.