What's a good thing about a novelist conman?

He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.

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What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches?

On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

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What's a good thing about a novelist conman?

He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.

What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus?

You've got a lot of potential, son."

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What is the best thing about liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up.

What is the best thing about Dwane "the rock" Johnson's physique?

Nobody takes him for granite.

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Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?

Prose before hoes.

What's the best thing about a poet in a prison?

Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.