What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches?

On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.

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Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches?

On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.

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What kind of movies do pirates watch?

ARRRR Rated Movies!

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

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How do you stop an Italian from talking?

Tie his hands together

Why would 12:00 make the best cop?

Hands up"

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How do you know that Santa is a man?

No woman wears the same attire every year.

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

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What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches?

On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.

What are some pros of living in Switzerland?

Well the flag is a big plus