What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches?

On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.

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What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches?

On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.

What is the opposite of pro?

Con. What is the opposite of progress Congress.

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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

Why cant you watch TV in Afghanistan?

Because of the tele-ban.

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How do you silence an Italian?

Cut off his hands

What's the worst part about meeting someone with Parkinson's?

Shaking hands.

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Why did the black guy wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

Who has two thumbs and wears a mask?

Disguise!

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What are some pros of living in Switzerland?

Well the flag is a big plus

What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches?

On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.