What's the best thing about a poet in a prison?

Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.

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Who's the funniest girl you know?

A: Lola.

How do you know the fastest runners are all doping?

They're always rushin.

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Why was Jared Fogle upset?

Because he was sentenced to over 15 years in prison.

What do you call a clairvoyant dwarf that recently broke out of prison?

A small medium at large. (One of my sister's favourites)

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What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches?

On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

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Whats the best thing about being addicted to speed?

Only one more sleep until Christmas!

What's the best thing about picking up a homeless chick?

It doesn't matter where you drop them off.

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Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

What's a good thing about a novelist conman?

He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.