What's a hippies favourite food?

Peas, man.

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What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

What does a dog do that a man steps in?

Pants

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.

Why did the green bean go to jail?

He was disturbing the peas.