What's a hippies favourite food?

Peas, man.

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What do you call a man chasing a car?

What do you call a man chasing a car? -Exhausted What do you call a man being chased by a car? -Tired

What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his brainpower?

A widower.

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How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

A: Inflate it.

What are peas attracted to?

Chickpeas