What's green and bad for your eyes?

An alligator.

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Why do think that?

The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."

What do you call a deer without an eye?

No idear.

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How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

You will see one later and one in a while.

Why don't call centers hire alligators?

They can't croco-dial the phones.