What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship?

A. Telling you his real name.

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What do you tell someone who doesn't like Depeche Mode?

Enjoy the silence.

How can you tell when an accountant is extroverted?

He looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.

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What do you call a dinosaur who just got out of a relationship?

Tyrannosaurus Ex

What is my relationship?

Alex: No sorry tha- glares at wife I'll take YOU RUINED MY LIFE KAREN for $800 Alex

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How did a blind girl burn her fingers?

A. Reading the waffle iron

What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common ?

A. Nothing yet.

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What's your real name again?

Khaleesi (Kristen Wiig): Karen

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Her' real name is Victor!

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What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship?

A. Telling you his real name.

What's a man's idea of foreplay?

A half hour of begging.