How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

What do you call a dead baby floating in the middle of the ocean?

Bait.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you call a funny hill?

Hilarious ... My little sister told me this and I wasn't expecting it at all. :

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

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How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding

Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm?

He kept throwing the bent bananas away.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why don't ducks have teeth?

Too much quack.

What's the difference between Turkey and Duck?

Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide.

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How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light?

Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.

What does a terrorist and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them the more english you get.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?

Why is call of duty infinite warfare set in space?

Because nobody liked it on earth.

Pond Jokes More Pond Jokes

What are you doing here?

I just got fired from the circus "Oh my" Yeah, the calibration on my cannon was way off. I landed in your pond

How does a duck swim from one side of the pond to the other?

Very Quackly

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How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

What do a hurricane a tornado and a redneck divorce all have in common?

A. Someone's going to lose their trailer...

Perfect Pitch Jokes More Perfect Pitch Jokes

What's the definition of perfect pitch?

A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.

How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

Bagpiper Jokes More Bagpiper Jokes

Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?

A. So they can park in handicapped zones.

What's the only thing worse than a bagpiper?

A: Good question. We're still trying to find out too.