How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

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Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?

A: So you'll never know which side he's on.

What do you call a girl who's sitting in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

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How do you tell jokes?

Repost :(

How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

What do you throw a drowning aboriginal?

His wife and kids

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What does a duck call a tractor?

A Quakter

What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the little boy drop his icecream?

Because he got hit by a car

Why are highly successful people named Mark always so depressed?

Because they can't stop hitting themselves. This joke came to me while I was half asleep this morning. I'm not sure how original it is. I probably heard some variation of it somewhere and have just forgotten. Any suggestions for improving it?

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

What do you call 27 West Virginians?

A full set of teeth.

Pond Jokes More Pond Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pond and a stream?

A: Wet feet.

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

Who is the coolest guy in the Hospital?

A. The Ultra Sound guy. Q. Who is the second coolest? A. The Hip replacement dude.

How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

Perfect Pitch Jokes More Perfect Pitch Jokes

What's the definition of perfect pitch?

A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.

How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

Bagpiper Jokes More Bagpiper Jokes

Why do bagpipers walk when they play?

They're trying to get away from the noise.

Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?

A. So they can park in handicapped zones.