What do vegetarian zombies eat?

Grrrrrainnnnnssss.

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Which ghost ate too much porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

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The cat ate her.

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What do Native Americans call vegetarians?

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How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?

He became a vegetarian.

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What do vegetarian zombies eat?

Grrrrrainnnnnssss.

What do vegetarian zombies want?

Graaaaiiiiinss!