What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns?

A bull pull!

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What is the most useful thing in the French Army?

A rearview mirror, so that they can see the war!

What small plant is used in war?

The millitree.

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What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns?

A bull pull!

What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

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What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer?

A full bull!

What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!