What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns?

A bull pull!

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What is statistically three times worse than a war?

Three wars

What is the most useful thing in the French Army?

A rearview mirror, so that they can see the war!

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What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

How do choo choo train go down many mountain?

It go "TOOT" then thomas Tank gives tug

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What is a moo hoo for steak that came late?

Filet delay!

What is a moo hoo for a cow fight?

A cattle battle!