Tug Jokes

What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

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How do choo choo train go down many mountain?

It go "TOOT" then thomas Tank gives tug

What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns?

A bull pull!

What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common?

A: They both need three tugs to get into their slips.

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What goes hum-choo hum choo?

A bee with a cold !

How do choo choo train go down many mountain?

It go "TOOT" then thomas Tank gives tug

Moo Hoo Jokes More Moo Hoo Jokes

What is a moo hoo for a delightful ranch owner?

A charmer farmer!

What's a moo hoo for a young calf?

A new moo!

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What do you call an elephant that no one needs?

Irrelephant.

What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this."

Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party?

Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair?

Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud

What do women and hand grenades have in common?

When you pull the ring off, your house goes away

War Jokes More War Jokes

What do you call a war between two cannibal tribes?

A food fight.

How do the French Train for War?

The 100 Meter Sprint

Join Jokes More Join Jokes

Why did Hank Hill join an S&ampM club?

He heard they were Pro-Pain.

Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you say when you don't want anymore Heineken?

NeinIcant

Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.