Tug Jokes

What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

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How do choo choo train go down many mountain?

It go "TOOT" then thomas Tank gives tug

What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns?

A bull pull!

What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common?

A: They both need three tugs to get into their slips.

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A2 Brute.

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So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.

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How do choo choo train go down many mountain?

It go "TOOT" then thomas Tank gives tug

What goes hum-choo hum choo?

A bee with a cold !

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Which war had the most overweight soldiers?

VietNOMNOMNOM

Why can't Canada win wars?

Because they'll blow you up and then apologize.

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What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

What do you need to poop in the forest?

Toiletries

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Why do Congo gamers refuse to play with Belgians?

They're afraid of getting owned

Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

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What do you call a 90's sitcom star's inactivated x chromosomes?

Roseanne Barr bodies heh

What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common?

A: They both need three tugs to get into their slips.

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What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving ?

A road hog !

When pigs have a party who jumps out of the cake?

Nobody. The pigs all jump in.

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What do you call a pig in a trailer?

Pulled pork!

What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.