What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common?

A: They both need three tugs to get into their slips.

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Why did the fish's car break down?

It needed a tuna-up.

Why does Helen Keller only masterbate with one hand?

She needs the other to moan.

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What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns?

A bull pull!

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How Long is a battleship. True or false?

False. How Long is a man from China.

What did Caesar say when playing battleship?

A2 Brute.

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What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common?

A: They both need three tugs to get into their slips.

What do you call a 90's sitcom star's inactivated x chromosomes?

Roseanne Barr bodies heh