Philadelphia Jokes

What's a Muslim's favorite TV show?

It's always sunni in Philadelphia

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What is Cersei Lannister's favorite American city?

Philadelphia, the city of brotherly love.

What effect does global warming have on Pennsylvania?

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

What are the 4 dirtiest streets in Philadelphia?

Turner, Front, Mascher, Cherry

Why does no one own an Xbox in Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sony in Philadelphia!

What do Nicki Minaj and the Philadelphia police department have in common?

Reclaiming black bodies.

Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia ?

Must have been a duck family A duck family Didn't you say there was a quack in it !

Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.

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