Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia ?

Must have been a duck family A duck family Didn't you say there was a quack in it !

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Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

What did did the mother duck say to her duckling?

A: "If you don't behave, I'm gonna quack you one."

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What is Cersei Lannister's favorite American city?

Philadelphia, the city of brotherly love.

Why does no one own an Xbox in Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sony in Philadelphia!

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Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?

Because they're both cracked!

Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia ?

Must have been a duck family A duck family Didn't you say there was a quack in it !