What's a Neckbeard's favourite curry?

Chicken tikka m'sala

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was too chicken!

Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

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What does the neckbeard say when asked what he did last weekend?

M'laundry."

What did the neckbeard say when he was punched in the throat?

M'Larynx