What did the neckbeard say when he looked in the mirror?

M'self

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What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

Why do Italian men grow moustaches?

They want to look like their mothers.

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Why don't neckbeards hit on people with heart conditions?

Because people with heart conditions take beta-blockers.

What does your mother and a neckbeard have in common?

They both love Ten D's

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What did the neckbeard say when he looked in the mirror?

M'self

What did the bookshelf say when it looked in the mirror?

I can see my shelf"