What did the neckbeard say when he looked in the mirror?

M'self

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Why did the snail paint an S on the back of his car?

So when he drove by people would say, "Hey, look at that S car go!"

Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.

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What Greek tragedy was written by a neckbeard?

Tips fedora "M'dea."

What's the most common illness affecting neckbeards?

M'laise.

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What job can you see yourself doing?

Inspecting mirrors

What does George Weasley see in the Mirror of Erised?

His reflection.