What did the neckbeard say when he was punched in the throat?

M'Larynx

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Throat Jokes More Throat Jokes

Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

What happens when a guy with no legs dies?

He punches the bucket

Whats your biggest weakness?

I'm bad at taking compliments" "Actually that's quite endearing" *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*

Neckbeard Jokes More Neckbeard Jokes

What did the neckbeard say when he looked in the mirror?

M'self

What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast?

Marma'lady