What did the neckbeard say when he was punched in the throat?

M'Larynx

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How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...

Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

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Who would win a fight between a taco and a hotdog?

so I punched him in the head.

How do you shut up a deaf person?

Punch them in the hands.

Neckbeard Jokes More Neckbeard Jokes

What did the neckbeard say to the mosquito?

M'laria

What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast?

Marma'lady