What's a North Korean farmer's favorite time of year?

Breakfast.

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Why can hipsters listen to Michael Jackson again?

He's been underground for five years now.

How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.

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What did King Arthur have for breakfast?

Eggcalibur.

Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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How do you stop a North Korean tank?

Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.

What's a North Korean farmer's favorite time of year?

Breakfast.