Why can hipsters listen to Michael Jackson again?

He's been underground for five years now.

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Why can hipsters listen to Michael Jackson again?

He's been underground for five years now.

Why does Vincent van Gogh always look forward to thenew year?

Because everyone wishes him a new ear.

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What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to?

Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.

How do you get your wife to listen to every word without interrupting?

Talk in your sleep.

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What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson with the Karate Kid?

Jacks on Jacks off

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a Disney movie?

Disney movies can still touch little kids.

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How do you poison a hipster?

Gluten

Why don't hipsters live in Alaska?

Everything is cool there already.