Why can hipsters listen to Michael Jackson again?

He's been underground for five years now.

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What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest

What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

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What did the stoner drop when he listened to dubstep?

Salt.

What music is good to listen to while having a snack?

8 a bit music.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play chess?

Because he's dead.

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.

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Why do hipsters burn their lips when they drink tea?

Because they drink it before it's cool.

Why did the hipster decide to drown himself in the tributary?

He didn't want to be mainstream.