What's a pirate's favorite workout program?

Pirates (pronounced like pilates)

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Why do pirates like birthday parties?

Doubloons.

Why don't any pirates live in Kansas?

Because they all live in kansas.

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How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky, Loo-e-ville or Loo-is-ville?

I pronounce it Frankfort.

What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

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What's a pirate's favorite workout program?

Pirates (pronounced like pilates)

Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate