What's a pirate's favorite workout program?

Pirates (pronounced like pilates)

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How much does a pirate earing cost?

A buccaneer

What's with the steering wheel on the front of your pants?

The pirate says, "Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"

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What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized

Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

Pilate Jokes More Pilate Jokes

What kind of tableware do gym trainers use?

Pilates

Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate