What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized

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How do you pronounce "nihilism?

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Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

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He ordered some NaCl.

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Why was the plumber stressed?

He had a high pressure job

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

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How can you tell a chemist from a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'