What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized

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God knows he's not a surgeon.

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It is the language of Wales.

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How does a scientist freshen their breath?

With experi-mints!

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

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How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

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How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'