Why is the physicist not worried about his weight?

Because m = AIt

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Why do Physicists make terrible parents?

They think their children are small enough to neglect! Adapted from a Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, I forget which one.

Why are quantum physicists the kinkiest of all scientists?

They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)

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What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

Weights

How do you do it?

Me- "It's easy, I just gain weight."

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What do you call people pretending to be a ball?

roll playing im sry

Whats the difference between a Doctors Without Borders hospital and ISIS?

How would I know, Im just a US Air Force Operator.