Why is the physicist not worried about his weight?

Because m = AIt

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Why do Physicists make terrible parents?

They think their children are small enough to neglect! Adapted from a Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, I forget which one.

Why couldn't the physicists change the lightbulb?

Too much work.

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Why did Jared lose so much weight?

He always went for the 6 instead of the 12

Why can't you lift weights on Monday?

It's a week day.

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What did the rock say to the other rock?

Im hard

Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.