Hell bad people
One does their chores while complaining, the other doesn't do them at all.
An egg can stay in the cup longer
The position of the dirtbag.
You think you've got AIDS
Children don't throw tantrums when there's a rerun of some content.
At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!
The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.
She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.