What's the first thing you install on a new computer?

The operating system

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How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

What kind of snake is good at building things?

A boa constructor.

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When can you operate?

lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.

What do you call a fish that operates on brains?

A brain sturgeon.

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Why do Mexicans always install those tiny steering wheels in their cars?

So they can drive with the handcuffs on.

What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

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What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

What's the first thing you install on a new computer?

The operating system

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What did the blonde think of the new computer?

A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.

What's the first thing you install on a new computer?

The operating system