What's the first thing you install on a new computer?

The operating system

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What is the only thing standing between me and being rich?

I haven't hit Reddit gold yet.

What's the only thing working out at the gym?

The business plan.

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When can you operate?

lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.

What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)

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Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years

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What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

What operating system does Varys have on his computer?

Unix

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What did the blonde think of the new computer?

A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.

What's the first thing you install on a new computer?

The operating system