What's a Scottish cannibal's favorite food?

Mac in cheese

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What's Emperor Palpatine's favorite kind of cheese?

Gouda, gouda..."

What's Medusa's favorite kind of cheese?

Gorgonzola.

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Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish Highlander?

Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud . . ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

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What's a Scottish cannibal's favorite food?

Mac in cheese

How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.