What's a Scottish cannibal's favorite food?

Mac in cheese

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Why do Germans fear hotdogs with cheese?

Because for them, it is a Wurst-Kase scenario.

What type of cheese lives under your bed?

Muenster.

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Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Why do the Scottish wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away

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What's a Scottish cannibal's favorite food?

Mac in cheese

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac