What was one thing Nicholas the 2nd of Russia not good at?

Czarcasm.

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What's the one thing missing from the offensive jokes on r/jokes?

Karma, Whores.

How do cats buy things?

A: From a cat-alogue!

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Where does Russia get its water from?

De-stalinization plants

What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

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What do you call someone who has ancestry back to China but is a 2nd generation US citizen and is a professional bodybuilder?

Ben Ching.

Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!