What was one thing Nicholas the 2nd of Russia not good at?

Czarcasm.

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Why did NBC add the Michael J. Fox Show to its line-up?

To shake things up on network tv.

What is the only thing easier to break than a Razer headset?

Your sister's hymen.

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Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?

He'll be Snowden.

Why did the US Informant get stuck in Russia?

He was snowed-in.

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What do you call someone who has ancestry back to China but is a 2nd generation US citizen and is a professional bodybuilder?

Ben Ching.

How often do you floss?

Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*