What was one thing Nicholas the 2nd of Russia not good at?

Czarcasm.

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What's the first thing a woman does after leaving spousal abuse therapy?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!

What's the last thing you want to hear right after you get done blowing Willie Nelson?

I ain't Willie Nelson."

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What do call the President of Russia with an upset stomach?

Vladimir Poopin

How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

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What is that son of yours doing these days ?

2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh what's he studying 2nd Monster: Nothing they're studying him!

Why do the republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.