Because he kept locking up.
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He had a bad experience with windows.
They don't have windows.
Because it's not Adele
They use Force quit.
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Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.
They're both run by Unix.
I, Mac.
The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock
Someone told him he should get an apple Mac
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Because once go Mac you never go back.
Mac in cheese
A: 9.81 m/s2
He had a bad experience with Windows
buns
Their buns.
A: It was closed.
Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends
Most people over 50 are scared of them and think they are destroying the fabric of society!
Because it had a hard drive.
A co-operating system.
Aye, there's the wub"
They both get better when you drop the "base".
A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.
Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".
Programming. "What's your hobby " Programming. "What do you do when you're not programming " Think about programming.
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Run, Forest, run!
A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.
