What's accounting?

Something Italians learn in preschool.

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What do you call a lazy Italian at the gym?

Mussolini

What do you call a rough Italian neighborhood?

A Spaghetto

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How many MP's does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done.

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

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What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.

What's accounting?

Something Italians learn in preschool.