What's accounting?

Something Italians learn in preschool.

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What do you call an Italian man without arms?

A mute. Sorry if repost.

What does an Italian... What does an Italian have when one arm is shorter than the other?

A speech impediment. AY!

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What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

Why do we need to be learned English?

Hmm.. Couldn't have worded that better myself, Luke"

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What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.

What's got four legs and one arm?

An attack dog in a preschool.