What's an Apple Scottish self-aware computer called?

I, Mac.

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What did the apple say to the pear?

Man, go away!

Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing ?

Because they're crab apples !

Scottish Jokes More Scottish Jokes

What is the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!". The other says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!".

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Mac Jokes More Mac Jokes

Why did Eric Clapton switch from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with windows.

Why do white girls like Apple?

Because once go Mac you never go back.