Because they fall through his hands.
A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.
They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.
He's always nailed to the boards....
I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.
I poop with both hands.
Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"
Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the M&M's.
A: They're too hard to peel.