Why are Americans bad at chess?

They lost two towers

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Why couldn't Robin play cricket?

Because he lost his bat, man.

What do you do if you're lost in an Icelandic forest?

Stand up!

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What's the newest fitness craze sweeping American police forces?

Lead injections.

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Because they can't protect their towers.

Why are Americans so bad at League of Legends?

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What's a pirate's favorite move in chess?

Check, matey.

Why is America bad at the game Chess?

Because they don't know how to defend their towers.