Why does Heisenberg hate driving?

He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.

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How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.

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How many times should you check whether a sentence is written in English or Spanish?

Once.

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He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

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Why does wonder woman fly?

Because she can't drive for sh*t.

What do you call a trucker that doesn't drive anymore?

Semi-retired.

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Because all his genes were hand me downs.

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There are too many links.

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Why was Heisenberg's wife unhappy?

Whenever he had the energy, he didn't have the time.

Why was Heisenberg such a bad lover?

A: When he got the momentum, he couldn't find the position, and when he found the position, he couldn't muster up the momentum.

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Why does Heisenberg hate driving?

He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.

Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.