How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ?

Melon-collie !

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Kate Upton with royalty?

A bouncy castle.

Why Did the Paradox Cross the road?

Because it didn't.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the toad feel in the morning?

A little bit froggy

Why did the elevator take antidepressants?

It was feeling down

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding?

Because it cantaloupe.

Why do melons tend to have large weddings?

They cantaloupe

Sheepdog Jokes More Sheepdog Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly ?

The collie wobbles !

What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!"

Melon Collie Jokes More Melon Collie Jokes

What kind of dog did the sad cantaloupe get?

A melon collie!

What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe?

A melon collie.