What's worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ

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Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

What did the clam say when a crab attacked him?

Kelp!

How do you test a pirate for crabs?

Swab the deck!

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What did one piano say to another?

CBA

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

What's wrong with that?

You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!

Why did the spider buy a car ?

So he could take it out for a spin !

Organ Jokes More Organ Jokes

Why are organ donations low ?

Because most people have pianos

What organ in the body never dies?

THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.