What's better than winning a silver in the paralympics?

Being able to walk.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

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How do you interrupt a Redditor's winning streak?

The Game

Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

Paralympic Jokes More Paralympic Jokes

What is better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having two legs

What's better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Working legs.

Silver Jokes More Silver Jokes

What's better than getting silver at the special olympics?

Not being retarded.

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.