Silver Jokes

What's better than winning a silver in the paralympics?

Being able to walk.

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What did Iron say to Silver after 30 years?

You haven't AG-ed a bit.

Why did Silver have such a successful rap career?

He was truly Ag.

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

What did Silver say to Gold?

Au!"

Whats better than winning silver at the paralympics?

Not being a cripple.

What's better than getting silver at the special olympics?

Not being retarded.

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Iron Jokes More Iron Jokes

What rings twice and screams once?

Ray Charles answering the iron

What's black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What starts with r and ends with d?

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What gets louder if you enter it from one end, but quieter if you enter it from the other?

A howler monkey.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What was Tigger doing in the toilet?

Looking for Pooh.

What does it mean if a dude looks down and sees four balls instead of two?

He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Who was bigger, the baby or his mom?

The baby, because he's a little Bigger.

What breaks when you give it to a baby?

Its hips.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why was the pianist arrested?

He was caught playing in A minor.

What pokemon would you catch in Antarctica?

Freezing.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What's he like?

asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."

What do you call an Irishman who's had eight beers?

The designated driver.

Werewolf Jokes More Werewolf Jokes

What did the werewolf write at the bottom of the letter?

Best vicious . . .

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?

A monster with an all-over perm.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What do you call enchilada sauce bkessed by a priest?

A: HOLY MOLE' Thank you, I'll be in r/dadjokes all week!

What do Wal mart and priests have in common?

They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell lol