Silver Jokes

What's better than winning a silver in the paralympics?

Being able to walk.

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What did Iron say to Silver after 30 years?

You haven't AG-ed a bit.

Why did Silver have such a successful rap career?

He was truly Ag.

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

What did Silver say to Gold?

Au!"

Whats better than winning silver at the paralympics?

Not being a cripple.

What's better than getting silver at the special olympics?

Not being retarded.

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