What's better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Working legs.

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What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend?

Because...bros before hose!

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Why isn't there golf in the Paralympics?

Because it would be really awkward asking what their handicap was.

Whats better then getting a gold medal in the Paralympics?

Walking.

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Whats better then getting a gold medal in the Paralympics?

Walking.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded