What's better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Working legs.

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What do you call a Scotsman who works in a cloakroom?

Angus McCoatup

What do a Marionette User and Tampon Thief have in common?

They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)

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Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics?

Having legs.....

What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race?

A lap

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What's better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Working legs.

What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the Olympics?

She has it bronzed.