Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

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Why did the chef invest in chicken and cow bones?

He wanted to buy stock options.

Who wants to be a Millionaire?

on Zimbabwean TV.

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Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

How many RothChilds does it take to change a light bulb?

There still working on it...

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What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A-tyre

What gas is best dressed at a dinner party?

Formaldehyde

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What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

Why are Werewolves such pessimists?

They refuse to look at the silver lining.

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What's this bit here?

NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things

Why did the woman fall in love with the surgeon?

Because he cauterize.