Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."
Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.
Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.
They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries
You Snoop, Dogg.
Now if a shark was seen walking off the coast that's different.
Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.
Yoda lady. Yoda lady who Good job yodeling! 2.Knock knock. Whos there Well, not your parents, because your parents never knock!
Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.
Cleveland Rocks!
It needed a filling.
my girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom
There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs.
He was a body-builder
A: Er two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts make that two. Is that okay with you
Bell-bottoms!
Because the snowblower was coming.
Oh wait, there is.
Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.
Past tense.
A sigh is oh dear. A car is too dear. A monkey is you dear.
sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly
