Walking.
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None, even if you win, you're still retarded.
Not being in the Paralympics
Being able to walk.
Not being disabled.
Having legs.....
Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell
Legs
Having legs.
A lap
Because it would be really awkward asking what their handicap was.
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Having two legs
Working legs.
Not being a cripple.
A pair of legs.
A: Having legs!
Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.
A stretch
A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.
It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.
They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"
They both have flies on them.
Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.
Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.
They can wear casual clothes to work
You punch her
TRUSTWORTHY!
An arm & a leg." "How about a leg & 2 fingers " "A leg & 3 fingers." "Deal!" - Cannibal Pawn Stars
In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.
3
The other one answers: -Oh fifty dollars, like everybody else, why
Samurais?