Walking.
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None, even if you win, you're still retarded.
Not being in the Paralympics
Being able to walk.
Not being disabled.
Having legs.....
Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell
Legs
Having legs.
A lap
Because it would be really awkward asking what their handicap was.
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Having two legs
Working legs.
Not being a cripple.
A pair of legs.
A: Having legs!
A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!
I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank
Walking
Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border
Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.
All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.
Me: picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle "Independence."
Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.
I don't see color I see race
The Finnish line.
Au!"
Not being retarded
Bernie.
She had no legs.
