Walking.
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None, even if you win, you're still retarded.
Not being in the Paralympics
Being able to walk.
Not being disabled.
Having legs.....
Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell
Legs
Having legs.
A lap
Because it would be really awkward asking what their handicap was.
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Having two legs
Working legs.
Not being a cripple.
A pair of legs.
A: Having legs!
All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.
Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.
She has it bronzed.
Because he always came in a little behind.
You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.
Slip not.
Divine intervention. edit: Oh.
Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.
Not being retarded
They both came in a little behind.
All the good ones are already taken, and the available ones are either pay or handicapped.
Star wars.
Muay Thai
A bullet.
A: Good question. We're still trying to find out too.